True celebrities can't live past this point:
paparazzi, avoiding jail, planning a wedding for fun, or profit, raising a baby and never seeing, touching or knowing the child's name, killing a magazine cover story before it hit the news stand- even though the allegories are true, finding the best doctors to score the best prescription drugs, dodging airport security, jury duty, drafting the best entourage.
If you're not an A-Lister, or at least the very less, C-Lister, or maybe the level of an 'American Idol' hopeful starlet reject who is pouting and gouging her way into a certain status, then today's blog is for you.
The Assistant: The best dollar you'll invest!
A-Listers requires at least one assistant, most of their peers may boast three support aids, for the 'Gag-over-me-I'm-more-important-than-you' look to bring to any spotlight festival. An A-Lister can not live, or move without their assistant, if it's to gofer a pizza at 2 AM feeding, cleaning bath rings from the tube after an evening soak, or hiding their employer's secretly gay spouse's lover.
When an A-List player hires an assistant:
Most A-List celebrities approach 'The help Co,' who interviews and screen candidates for past criminal history, such as: shop lifting, or terrorist threats. Beyonce' have plucked assistants from her own family. For you C-Listers you may want to try searching your neighborhood, and make sure your new candidate can also double as your body guard, of course, having a 187 on his rap sheet wouldn't hurt either.....he'll work for a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, cookie and and apple combo, you can save yourself $61,000 annually, that is, and for a C-Lister, that's your life savings.
ON OUR NEXT LUNASOUL BLOG, WE'LL DISCUSS: 'CRISIS, IN A C-LISTER'S LIFE'
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