A-list players: or, pretend to live like one! Part 2

True celebrities can't live past this point:

paparazzi, avoiding jail, planning a wedding for fun, or profit, raising a baby and never seeing, touching or knowing the child's name, killing a magazine cover story before it hit the news stand- even though the allegories are true, finding the best doctors to score the best prescription drugs, dodging airport security, jury duty, drafting the best entourage.




If you're not an A-Lister, or at least the very less, C-Lister, or maybe the level of an 'American Idol' hopeful starlet reject who is pouting and gouging her way into a certain status, then today's blog is for you.


The Assistant: The best dollar you'll invest!


A-Listers requires at least one assistant, most of their peers may boast three support aids, for the 'Gag-over-me-I'm-more-important-than-you' look to bring to any spotlight festival. An A-Lister can not live, or move without their assistant, if it's to gofer a pizza at 2 AM feeding, cleaning bath rings from the tube after an evening soak, or hiding their employer's secretly gay spouse's lover.


When an A-List player hires an assistant:


Most A-List celebrities approach 'The help Co,' who interviews and screen candidates for past criminal history, such as: shop lifting, or terrorist threats. Beyonce' have plucked assistants from her own family. For you C-Listers you may want to try searching your neighborhood, and make sure your new candidate can also double as your body guard, of course, having a 187 on his rap sheet wouldn't hurt either.....he'll work for a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, cookie and and apple combo, you can save yourself $61,000 annually, that is, and for a C-Lister, that's your life savings.


ON OUR NEXT LUNASOUL BLOG, WE'LL DISCUSS: 'CRISIS, IN A C-LISTER'S LIFE'

A-List players: Or, pretend to live like one!

I'm here to offer help to live like an A-List celebrity player, but at a discount level. If you're just a regular 'Joe with a job,' or 'Hazel the house wife,' then this information will contain simple, comprehensive plan of actions on how to be an A-List player of the non-hollywood elite. If you're expecting the velvet-rope treatment, being ambushed by Ashton Kutcher and his 'Punk' crue, or the paparazzi ground assaults......well, it ain't about to happen! But one thing my advice will help with, is how to get by living your life in the GLAM life , at a discount on a budget.
In blogs to follow up this introduction, i will carry you through all the steps of the hollywood game living like Alec Baldwin, on an Archie Bunker budget.
So, stay tune to the next GLAM blog.....at the same GLAM page.......at the same GLAM time.